It’s the most important Weekend of the year!!!!!! I bet you’re overwhelmed- don’t worry, I’ve got Halloween weekend down to a SCIENCE.
I’m going to NY to see Bad Brains for Halloween BOO-YA, but I’m going to break down your weekend anyway BECAUSE I CARE. so much.
BRING IT ON GROSS-O-WEEN
Thursday
PRO TIP: Make weed cookies
- The Vivian Girls are playing a house show at the CORPSE FORTRESS- SHUTUP
- carve swear words and band names into pumpkins tonight
Friday
PRO TIP: Eat weed cookies and go to at least 2 house parties
- Nosferatu is playing at the AFI with a LIVE SYMPHONY- I went to this a few years ago and it was super special
- There’s going to be an arty Halloween house party at Flashpoint gallery where people will get all weird while Andrew Wodzianski’s lifts imagery from William Castle’s b-movie horror flick from 1959, “House on Haunted Hill”
- Leave flaming bags of poop on Jim Graham’s front doorstep
Saturday- A Holy Shit Kind of Night
Pro Tip: Share your weed cookies, go to at least 3 house parties, hit on people in clever costumes uncomfortably hard.
- Start your day out looting the DURKL HQ at their Cash ‘N Carry Sale!
- Assemble your costume
- The Nouveau Riche crew has their third annual Halloween Rave @ DC9 with free Vodka and Sparks- SCORE.
- I think the best party tonight that isn’t at a group home will honestly be the VELODROME ITALOWEEN @ Velvet Longe hosted by a whole cast of degenerates. Think SEXY JAIL guarded by the members of EXACTLY and bobbing for apples in whiskey.
If you want to see a Halloween show….
- Metalocalypse’s Dethklok, Mastodon, and Converge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are all at the Patriot Center
- and CYPRESS HILL is at the 930 Club
Sunday
Pro Tip: finish the rest of your weed cookies
- Wash off the fake blood
- Go see the most adorable show in the history of the world: Little Teeth / The Laughing Man / Matt Hemerlein / Connect The Dots @ The Crab’s Claw House
- Or continue partying your face off with Simian Mobile Disco @ 930 club
Have a great weekend!
Mannn all this talk of weed cookies….District Burners are hosting a party in Takoma…..http://www.districtburners.com/imperial/
October 29, 2009 at 3:41 pmi think the geeks and arts crew is going to http://techarts.eventbrite.com/
October 29, 2009 at 3:57 pmbonus: its daylight savings time which means an extra hour of (legal) bar raging saturday night
October 29, 2009 at 4:07 pmSvet – only some bars. The Cat, for example, doesn’t allow for the extra hour.
October 30, 2009 at 1:43 am
warehouse party at TnT
NYC Blkmarket Resolute party. 12hrs in costume
i love halloween.
October 29, 2009 at 3:16 pm