It's the most important Weekend of the year!!!!!! I bet you're overwhelmed- don't worry, I've got Halloween weekend down to a SCIENCE.

I'm going to NY to see Bad Brains for Halloween BOO-YA, but I'm going to break down your weekend anyway BECAUSE I CARE. so much.

BRING IT ON GROSS-O-WEEN

Thursday

PRO TIP: Make weed cookies

• The Vivian Girls are playing a house show at the CORPSE FORTRESS- SHUTUP

• carve swear words and band names into pumpkins tonight

Friday

PRO TIP: Eat weed cookies and go to at least 2 house parties

• Nosferatu is playing at the AFI with a LIVE SYMPHONY- I went to this a few years ago and it was super special

• There's going to be an arty Halloween house party at Flashpoint gallery where people will get all weird while Andrew Wodzianski’s lifts imagery from William Castle’s b-movie horror flick from 1959, “House on Haunted Hill"
  

• Leave flaming bags of poop on Jim Graham's front doorstep

Saturday- A Holy Shit Kind of Night

Pro Tip: Share your weed cookies, go to at least 3 house parties, hit on people in clever costumes uncomfortably hard.

• Start your day out looting the DURKL HQ at their Cash 'N Carry Sale!

• Assemble your costume

• The Nouveau Riche crew has their third annual Halloween Rave @ DC9 with free Vodka and Sparks- SCORE.

• I think the best party tonight that isn't at a group home will honestly be the VELODROME ITALOWEEN @ Velvet Longe hosted by a whole cast of degenerates. Think SEXY JAIL guarded by the members of EXACTLY and bobbing for apples in whiskey.

If you want to see a Halloween show....

• Metalocalypse’s Dethklok, Mastodon, and Converge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are all at the Patriot Center

• and CYPRESS HILL is at the 930 Club

Sunday

Pro Tip: finish the rest of your weed cookies

• Wash off the fake blood

• Go see the most adorable show in the history of the world: Little Teeth / The Laughing Man / Matt Hemerlein / Connect The Dots @ The Crab’s Claw House

• Or continue partying your face off with Simian Mobile Disco @ 930 club

Have a great weekend!