In honor of the new video (WATCH IT BELOW) by the banjo playin' rock and rollin' Junior League Band, we are giving away 2 pairs of tickets to their show w/The Moderate this Friday at Black Cat.
All it takes is for you to tell us your best banjo joke (I won't tell if you use the internets to find one).
The band offered up this one to kick things off:
Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?
A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
Winner will be notified Friday morning, so use a real email address when you comment!
Previously in Giveaway:
- 5/23: Movie Ticket Promo: Snow White And The Huntsman
- 5/23: "Win Before You Can Buy" Ticket Giveaway: Jane's Addiction @ Lyric Opera House
- 5/22: Ticket Giveaway: Bachelorette @ Studio Theatre
- 5/21: Ticket Giveaway: Yann Tiersen @ 930 Club
- 5/18: TICKET GIVEAWAY: BYT PRESENTS: ZOU BISOU BISOU @ MAISON FRANCAISE
- 5/17: Ticket Giveaway: The Adicts @ RNR Hotel
- 5/17: "Win Before You Can Buy" Giveaway: Hot Chip + Sleigh Bells + James Murphy @ Merriweather
- 5/17: "Win Before You Cam Buy" Giveaway: Metric @ Strathmore
- 5/16: Movie Ticket Giveaway: For Greater Glory
- 5/16: Ticket Giveaway/Get Pumped for Reggie Watts @ 9:30 Club
God loves a cheerful giver.
How many banjos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. Because the first two will be dueling.
Why did the banjo player cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
q. What's the difference between and onion and a banjo?
a. Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
What did one banjo say to the other?
...
Banjos don't talk, you stupid fucking hillbilly
how many banjo players does it take to eat a opossum? Two - one to eat the opossum and one to look out for traffic.
What's the difference between a banjo and a lawnmower?
You can tune a lawnmower.
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Nobody ever yells out "MORE LAWNMOWER!" at a show. (Courtesy of Molly Rose Reed and Eleanor Underhill: http://www.underhillrose.com/)
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
Pitchin' a banjo into a dumpster and having it hit an accordion.
(Not sure where I got that one...maybe Jason Flournoy. BTW, I'm not trying to win tix, but I do seem to have a peculiar affinity for banjo players...blame it on a too early introduction to Steve Martin.