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Today: The Best Ever from Seventh Hill by Philippe Chetrit

So I’m hopping around cross-town, swaggin down 7th ST SE minding my own. Just another day, another dollar kind of day. Might be around 1pm with a little pit in my stomach, I see this Italian.  It wasn’t like that, she was cut real thin, lean. And you could just tell she was from a good family, expensive taste, kept skin, real manicured. She had the look of a runway model but just chilling in jeans, chucks and a t-shirt. That’s my look – effortless taste cause the work is in the DNA.

So I sit her down and find out she is much more than a pretty face. Ooooofa. She is a real import – none of this Italian American bullshit. She is the real deal. Layered Mortadella, Capicola, Salami, provolone, fresh tomatoes, hot cherry peppers, arugula, light MAYO – and all this tastes like its fresh off the boat. But the secret to her beauty, what makes you want to get beyond the bedroom and into city hall – her buns. By far the best bread I have ever tasted. The bread was made from 24-hour-rested pizza dough from imported Naples flour. Get the fuck outta here.

FUGGET ABOUTEED, A TASTE WILL NOT DUE.

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9 months ago Michael m. said

I don't care how good a sandwhich is, I'm not paying $23 for one (not even to fuck it).

9 months ago Svetlana said

i (reluctantly) concur. but then peolpe do pay 18 for those lobster rolls. Philippe, is it TRULY worth it?

9 months ago Bradley said

That does look pretty good...

9 months ago Bob Luccia said

Mayo?

9 months ago monkeyrotica said

I had one last month and it was $9! WTF? Are you sure that's the right price?

9 months ago kidcass said

unless something crazy has happened in the three weeks it's been since i've been to seventh hill, there isn't a sandwich called the 'best ever' and there definitely isn't one that costs 23 bucks. the sandwich in the picture is the italian and it's like 7 bucks. something's up with their website. amazing sandwiches though - anthony's the man.

9 months ago Philippe said

Oh yeah, this thing was like $9 and its called the Italian. But I would pay $23 for it. THE SHIT IS GOOD.

9 months ago Me said

I am currently eating this sandwich and it's legit. I'd put it over the Italian subs from Litteri's and Vace's. Plus the sandwich doesn't come w/ MAYO and the chef told me he designed it that way "but I guess some website is saying it has mayo on it." Came out to 8 bucks and change.

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