We love sandwiches- so much so that we would probably have sex with them. And since we're pretty sure there are other of sandwich perverts out there we thought thought a series where we can detail all our SILFs-- Sandwiches (we) I'd Like to Fuck would be a great idea. And it was.
THIS WEEK: PATTY MELTING (by Philippe Chetrit)
Burg’s are like the Joan Harris of Sandwiches: smart, full bodied, a great everyday companion. Patty Melts, however, are the Betty Drapers: gorgeous, delicious but will kill you before you can quit it. You couldn’t possibly have one everyday but we all long for the day, when you are married, don’t give a shit and love elastic cause lunch time will just mean patty time.
Fact: it automatically come with the toppings you want: grilled onions and Swiss cheese. Fact: They butter the bread then fry the entire sandwich till the cheese melts. Fact: I want one right now.
Best Patty Melt in this town is at the Tune Inn fuh shuh. And now that its back on its feet again, with their deer heads blazing in full glory, I suggest sitting down with Patty and canned beer and an elastic waste band. And if you are smart you’ll get some Russian dressing on the side and listen to your tits grow.
Previously in food porn:
- 5/15: NEXT WEEK: BYT + Art and Soul (FREE) Crab Boil Patio Happy Hour
- 5/9: James Beard Awards 2012-A Field Guide
- 5/7: Trucko de Mayo @ RFK Stadium
- 5/1: PHOTOS: Class Is In Session
- 4/23: This Saturday come to: CLASS IS IN SESSION - Amazing Food, Amazing Drinks, A Good Cause
- 4/19: European Eats: Provence & Parma
- 2/9: Valentine's Day is Made For Chocolates-A Handy DC/MD/VA Guide To Make The Most of It!
- 11/8: Diabetes Fighting WING + CUPCAKE Eating Contest @ DURKL
- 10/11: Taste Test: Station 4
- 10/6: Country Fried Bacon, anyone? Get ready for BACON WEEK @ Restaurant 3
God loves a cheerful giver.
I want one right now