Brightest Young Things

• Paula Deen: Still No Fucks Given.
  
• Nickelback is sick of your shit. (Use this information as you will....)
• In case you're, oh, 17 years late to the the party, here's tiny Ryan Gosling co-starring in an episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark." (You're welcome.)
  
• One step closer to the Singularity? Apple launches an iPad textbook initiative.
• Know Your Meme--DRINKS EDITION.
  

• If your loved one stops breathing, try slapping them with a slice of pizza.
  
• Well look-ey here... WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is getting his own talkshow, which we can only hope will look a little something like this:
  
• "Wheel of Fortune" host Pat Sajak talks "trouble recognizing the alphabet" after two, or three, or six margaritas with Vanna White before a taping.
• Your Creepy of the Day: broken doll faces on mosaic animals--a sign of the endtimes?
  

• And finally, the latest and greatest in fashionable fat pants. Gentlemen...?
  

  
  Till next time, keep up the good work.

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