Brightest Young Things

Hmmm, the internet, you say? (courtesy of Svetlana & Andrew)

• First of all...

• Second of all, googling yourself is pretty fun, but Googlisming yourself is hilarious.

• Third of all, can we just agree that Prince should do the half time show every year from now on?

• DRUNKHULK
• Cool is born, not made:

• Known freak Dan Snyder is suing our dear City Paper, and since Johnny Cochran has merged with the infinite, there aren't any cool lawyers anymore. So lets raise them some money.

• The Fresh Pope of Mope

• LOOSE BOOTY!

• Today was a good day.

• 17 year old Bianca Passarge of Hamburg dresses up as a cat, complete with furry tail and dances on wine bottles, June 1958. Her performance was based on a dream and she practiced for eight hours every day in order to perfect her dance.

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