Brightest Young Things

Good morning and happy Friday, everyone! I am taking the day off, but that doesn't mean I can't still deliver the lulz. Let's boogie!

• It's follow Friday, so I heartily recommend JeanLuc_Picard, LtWorf, and _data.

• I, for one, welcome another opportunity to bellow OH THE HUMANITY.

• Traveling salesmen and their second families now seem like an impossibility.

• Turns out I'm pretty tone deaf. Bummer. How about you?

• Two surfers save a great white. Is this against the principles of Shark Week?

• 37 percent of Americans should take better steps to stave off the inevitable shark attack.

• You wanna fight? Yeah, well, now I'm marginally more prepared. Marginally.

• Drugs - is there anything they can't do? [WARNING: gross picture]

• Our Silver Fox in Chief.

• Is there any soul brave enough to try this?

• Think THAT''S healthy? Don't be an idiot.

• Remember when you were excited about Google Wave?

• Well, there's one thing I share with typical British men.

• They're going to be in time out for a loooong time.

• Want the best of Youtube in one easily digestible package? Then check out DEVOUR.

I want to go to Niagra Falls with Zach!

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)