- I think I found my future husband.
- When will we see the first openly gay NFL player?
- Cocaine rap makes me laugh and feel dirty at the same time.
- The most uninfluential celebrities, although I'm sure Gwyneth would disagree.
- Wyclef Jean could very easily turn into a ruthless dictator in my opinion.
- Fuck stainless steel appliances and marble counter tops.
- Oh my god, did Michael Jackson get off on little boys AND Hitler?
- Man with first face transplant kinda looks like Jonathan Silverman


- A Math dork breaks down the deliciousness of In-N-Out Burger and makes me real hungry in the process.
- This dude should totally add this to his teenmatch.com dating profile.
- Look at these cool kids in Hawaii with an unlimited pseudo science experiment budget. I want to see their Teen Cribs.
- Would you sleep with Jerry Seinfeld circa 93?

Let's all take a deep breath and relax.
Previously in Rise And Shine: The Internet Told Me So:
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God loves a cheerful giver.

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