BrightestYoungThings: RISE & SHINE: THE INTERNET TOLD ME SO...

Good morning, world. Are you ready to love-up on some Internet?

Conspiracy theory du jour: Madonna worships Satan and her halftime performance is proof .
What was it like growing up with Walt Disney? Huffington Post has an excellent interview with Walt's daughter about his secret Disneyland apartment, favorite rides, and the rumors about naziism and cryogenics.
Classic works of art get a Photoshop slim-down (potentially NSFW, unless maybe you work for Smithsonian....)
Speaking of art, scientists and new dating tests have uncovered the world's earliest human paintings ever--and they're at least 42,000 years old. Well, Neathderthals, just turn the Sapien world upside down, why don't you.
Fred Durst still thinks it's 1999, singing his own hit "Nookie" at karaoke.
Watch Michelle Obama kick Jimmy Fallon's ass in just about every middle school sport you can think of.
Just in time for Fashion Week: Marc Jacobs is parodied on South Park, designs new line of tees.
And finally, the greatest angry nerd rant you have ever seen. No, really. THE DEATH AND RETURN OF SUPERMAN schools you on some bullsh*t DC Comics actually pulled back in 1992 and features Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, Simon Pegg, Ron Howard, and some really terrible (read: amazing) special effects. Have at it: