Backwards baseball caps and skateboards (not long boards) are the most universally recognized badass identifiers. Unfortunately, you can't skateboard or wear backwards baseball caps everywhere at all times (office, restaurant, Christmas party etc...), FORTUNATELY pretty much every place where you can't bring your A1 badass gear happens to have chairs offering you almost constant opportunities to show everyone what a badass you are.
Guide To Being A Badass Tip #1: Whenever presented with a chair, immediately flip it backwards and straddle.*****
When you assume the backwards badass chair stance, you're telling the world- "Hey I'm a confident individual who doesn't conform to traditional seating etiquette. I'm casual, but I mean business. I'm going to engage you in charming conversation, but I'm not going to do it across a table from you with my legs crossed like a square because, well, I'm not like other guys. I'm special. I'm a badass- the type of person every man secretly wants to be and every woman wants to be with."
Remember: It's all about looking super casual.
Advanced badass tip: keep a pen or pencil behind your ear that you can use to drum on your thigh- because drummers are badass.
Icon: A.C. Slater from Saved By The Bell. Because what says badass more than Straddling a toilet backwards?
* When faced with a club chair, bench or any other awkward seat, slump down and rest one leg on your knee exposing your cool vintage leather boots with slight heel. That looks badass.
God loves a cheerful giver.
There is WAY too much win in this post.
Ah yes, sitting - the great leveller. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
I'm gonna practice in front of a full-length mirror, so I can sit like an even badder ass!