Brightest Young Things

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Gay Icon of the Week's Holiday Wishlist

01) New living room group, Option A:

Option B:

02) Routine dental work:

03) Ability to re-record this song and video and have it be a #1 worldwide hit*:

*though I'll also take the ability to watch this video with the audio and video actually synced, but I don't wanna come off greedy

04) Opportunity be a dog for a day:

05) Self-confidence

06) Date on the town with Eliad Cohen, complete with ample time to run all your fingers through his chest hair:

07) And Santa, to not die alone would be pretty swell:

And I'm not even making you go to the mall!!

Previously in gay icon of the week:

• 5/15: Gay Icon of the Week: Holograms
• 5/8: Gay Icon of the Week: Annual Mom Fest!
• 5/1: Gay Icon of the Week: Fierce at any Size
• 4/17: Gay Icon of the Week: Hillary Clinton
• 4/10: Gay Icon of the Week: Instagram
• 4/3: Gay Icon of the Week's Ways to Spend Those Mega Millions
• 3/27: Gay Icon of the Week: Sally Draper's Husky Voice
• 3/20: Gay Icons of the Week: 90's Music Goddesses
• 3/13: (Potential) Gay Icon of the Week: Pinterest
• 3/6: Gay Icon of the Week: Childhood TV SHOWDOWN