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Gay Icon of the Week: Kepler-22b, AKA Your Ultimate Gay Travel Destination

We all love going on vacation, but let's be honest, sometimes we get a little bored of driving down long roads, trying to park our car near the shore and hoping it's at least somewhat close to the gay part of the beach.

Our problems are solved! NASA has found what they are calling Earth's Twin, which has a perfect temperature of around 70 degrees. Sounds more like PLANET FABULOUS to me!

It's still being determined whether this planet even has a surface (whatever, no big deal), but in the meantime, why don't we work together to make this the best gay travel destination ever?! How do we do this?

1) Recruit the smartest people to do some sweet urban planning:

2) Prepare ourselves for fierce, out of this world divas (you never know!):

3) Mentally prepare yourself to adhere to a strict wardrobe of short shorts (70 is not that chilly, you guys):

4) Practice your makeout skills before showing aliens how Earth boys really do it:

And I think that's it! So forget Palm Springs, Tel Aviv, Rehoboth, and EVEN ORLANDO, FLORIDA (I know, but trust me on this one). Because Kepler-22b is so gonna be where it's at.

You go ahead, I'll catch up and meet you around Uranus (sorry, had to).

Previously in gay icon of the week:

• 5/15: Gay Icon of the Week: Holograms
• 5/8: Gay Icon of the Week: Annual Mom Fest!
• 5/1: Gay Icon of the Week: Fierce at any Size
• 4/17: Gay Icon of the Week: Hillary Clinton
• 4/10: Gay Icon of the Week: Instagram
• 4/3: Gay Icon of the Week's Ways to Spend Those Mega Millions
• 3/27: Gay Icon of the Week: Sally Draper's Husky Voice
• 3/20: Gay Icons of the Week: 90's Music Goddesses
• 3/13: (Potential) Gay Icon of the Week: Pinterest
• 3/6: Gay Icon of the Week: Childhood TV SHOWDOWN