This is truly that man that keeps on giving.
Gay Icon of the Week: Trent Arsenault, "The Rogue Sperm Donor"
Running a business out of your house is hard. Sure, working from home can be nice, but when you can't separate it from pleasure, it can make one go crazy.
Unless your work is, say, beating off into a cup. If that's the case, Trent Arsenault is working overtime.
I am crazy intrigued by this man. He says he's "committed 100 percent of my sexual energy for producing sperm for childless couples to have babies." Do you get what that means? HE'S A VIRGIN. And I'm only praying he takes public transportation because then...
He also boasts that his stuff is better than a sperm bank because it's "fresh, not frozen." AKA Trent Arsenault is the Five Guys of jizz.
But if, you know, giving away a reported 350 cups of sperm away for free isn't enough, I swear he must have another job over at Merriam Webster. He refers to himself as a ~*~DONORSEXUAL~*~
You still want more from this man?! He's giving away free JO lessons, too! He's been called an "amateur porn star" for making over 100 videos of him using various things to help his donations, such as a frozen bag of blueberries.
And lastly, he's even helping you stay in shape down there with his own fertility recipes. He's like the next health guru. Move over Susan Powter (who already looked a little spermy, if you ask me).
So, it just makes sense he'd be this week's gay icon. Trent's helping those unable to have babies get pregnant, making up new amazing words, helping us think of new and creative ways to pass the time solo, and getting our swimmers into Michael Phelps shape. Sure, the FDA wants to shut him down because they think doing this out of your house is not the best idea (and maybe after watching that video, his place does kinda look like Hoarders, but whatever), but this might be the most charitable gay icon I've ever showcased. I've got tears in my eyes.
Oh wait, no, that's sperm, too.
And why not, here are some bonus Family Feud: Sperm Addition giggles to get you through your day:
Previously in gay icon of the week:
- 2/14: Gay Icon of the Week's 3rd Annual Lovefest!
- 2/7: Gay Icon of the Week: The Superbowl
- 1/31: Gay Icon of the Week: The Merkin
- 1/24: Gay Icons of the Week: Girl Scouts
- 1/10: Gay Icon of the Week: Blue Ivy Carter
- 1/3: Gay Icon of the Week: 2012 Resolutions
- 12/20: Gay Icon of the Week's Holiday Wishlist
- 12/13: Gay Icon of the Week's What I Learned in 2011
- 12/7: Gay Icon of the Week: Your Ultimate Gay Travel Destination
- 11/29: Straight Icon of the Week: The Bromance App
God loves a cheerful giver.
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