While we watch hordes of people pump iron this week in brand new Under Armor gear (tags still attached) with the goal of sticking to a resolution, I can't help but think of all the other, gayer resolutions an icon needs to conquer in the new year. There's also nothing I like more than 1) a list and 2) the opportunity to post shirtless men photos, so let's do this!
Gay Icon of the Week: 2012 Resolutions
1) Be the person your dog thinks you are.
2) Vow to finally find the perfect haircut.
3) Live life to the fullest through the wisdom of Anna Nicole Smith.
4) Take up a new sport, such as Turkish Wrestling!
5) Show more love in the bedroom.
6) Perhaps most important, learn how tune out the negative in a most productive way.
Oh, 2012. We so got this.
Previously in gay icon of the week:
- 5/15: Gay Icon of the Week: Holograms
- 5/8: Gay Icon of the Week: Annual Mom Fest!
- 5/1: Gay Icon of the Week: Fierce at any Size
- 4/17: Gay Icon of the Week: Hillary Clinton
- 4/10: Gay Icon of the Week: Instagram
- 4/3: Gay Icon of the Week's Ways to Spend Those Mega Millions
- 3/27: Gay Icon of the Week: Sally Draper's Husky Voice
- 3/20: Gay Icons of the Week: 90's Music Goddesses
- 3/13: (Potential) Gay Icon of the Week: Pinterest
- 3/6: Gay Icon of the Week: Childhood TV SHOWDOWN
God loves a cheerful giver.
LOVE.