Good morning! Here's hoping that you've already dragged ass to the coffee machine. Because guess what? It's Thursday. That means you can carry on knowing that the weekend starts at the very end of the day. And hey, whoa, this weekend is surprisingly full. You've got monster trucks, and roller girls, and queer punks, dancing and brunch. It's all been hand picked for you right here. Welcome to your weekend!
All Weekend
Thursday
- Hey awesome, H St is hosting their 4th Annual Karaoke Battle and we are judging! Give us your best show tunes, or bro jamz, or sing like Lana Del Rey on SNL and you'll score mega points.
- Maya Jane Coles will be at U Street Music Hall for Blisspop. I hear rumors of Leopard leotards worn by the DJ's. Let me repeat, awesome DJ's throwing down beats while wearing leopard leotards. Ponies, TREAT YO SELF.
Friday
- The DC Gurly Show is doing snOMG at Phase 1. Hit it up for an awesome night of hot women.
- Lez Invade at Local 16. Guerilla Queer bar and a heated rooftop! Nothing better for a chillly night.
- Get ready to shake your drunken ass at all those hotties. Dance on at Beat City at Chief Ike’s.
Saturday
- It's time for a good old fashioned beating... on roller skates. Check out the DC Roller Girls knocking skulls at the Roller Derby.
- Go ahead and check out a queer punk show at Comet Ping Pong. Little Victory, Troll Tax, and Death Rattle will be playing. Make sure you go, because, honestly, queer punks make the hottest lovers.
- That cute dorky lesbian band, The Pushovers, are throwing a video release party.
- It's like the follow gif in the bathroom, the whole night. Well, with less clothes and Coors Light instead of wine. RAW is at Cobalt.
Sunday
What happens on Sundays anyway? You wake up hung over, you go to brunch and down mimosas to cure that hangover, and then take a nap. So here's to the start of your Sunday:
- But for realzzzzz, get out there and support Slutwalk DC. They need money for their cause, and what better way to help than with BRUNCH. Head on over to Tabaq to help them out.
If you need more, you can always find plenty on AllCity.
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Previously in Gay Best Weekend Bets:
- 2/16: Gay Best President's Day Weekend Bets!!
- 2/9: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Give Us Your V-(Day)-Cards!
- 2/2: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Big Gay Super Bowl Edition
- 1/19: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Be Brave
- 1/12: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Fine Leather Goods
- 1/5: Gay Best Weekend Bets: The First Weekend of The Last Year Ever Edition
- 12/29: Gay Best New Year's Weekend Bets
- 12/22: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
- 12/15: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Prancing Elf Edition
- 12/8: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Christmas is All Around Us...
God loves a cheerful giver.
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