Brightest Young Things

So winter has been mild which means you have no excuse to stay in. Pregame with some friends, pound a few hot toddies, and put on that slutty sweater. It's time to forget all that cold nonsense and brave the weather to ball as hard as you can.  You've got parties, and readings, and shows to attend.  Get ready, and welcome to the weekend!

Thursday

Let's start off the weekend right with drinks at Homo Hotel Happy Hour

Then, roll on over to Designer Drugs at U Street Music Hall, one of our Ponie's Choice Editor's Picks.

Friday

Have a FABALOUS time at La Cage Aux Folles at the Kennedy Center.

Capri-Quarius "The BIGGEST & SEXIEST CAPRICORN & AQUARIUS Bash Ever" lots of lezzies at Love Nightclub.

Not like end of the world senarios. It's like International Pop Music. Pop Goes the World is at the Green Lantern.

One of the more chill parties where you're bound to find the gay hipsters, Liberation is at Ponies Choice Best Straight Bar DC9.

Saturday
Whoa, cool, a queer electro dance band! Glitterlust at DC9.

BARE’s 3rd Anniversary will be at Cobalt giving you the chance to dance sexy with lots of women.

MIXTAPE is the Ponies Choice for getting laid on a Saturday. Enough said.

If you’re not kinked out from last weekend, Ink is at Green Lantern.

Straight Option - Fatback 4 Year Anniversary. Imagine a lucid mashup of Go-Go and Funk and projections of pigs of all sorts. That's the dream that Fatback creates every time they throw a party. Get ready to dance!

Sunday

Hit up Gertrude Stein: Five Stories at the National Portrait Gallery.

Looks like there are going to be some baked goods on H Street. It's winter, throw caution to the wind and EAT THAT CINNAMON ROLL.

As always, if you need more, hit up AllCity.

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Previously in Gay Best Weekend Bets:

• 2/16: Gay Best President's Day Weekend Bets!!
• 2/9: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Give Us Your V-(Day)-Cards!
• 2/2: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Big Gay Super Bowl Edition
• 1/26: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Fabulous Anarchy
• 1/12: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Fine Leather Goods
• 1/5: Gay Best Weekend Bets: The First Weekend of The Last Year Ever Edition
• 12/29: Gay Best New Year's Weekend Bets
• 12/22: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
• 12/15: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Prancing Elf Edition
• 12/8: Gay Best Weekend Bets: Christmas is All Around Us...