True custard aficionados know that if you want the best custard around, you'll have to make the trek out to Virginia. Deep in the bowels of Vienna you'll find Nielsen's Frozen Custard, which serves up the old fashioned style stuff that is creamier than ya mommas titties. Less air and more egg gives this custard a texture distinctly different from ice cream, and it's warmer serving temperature, all natural ingredients, and the fact that it's made fresh multiple times a day makes it quite possibly the best tasting substance on earth. They keep things simple with just vanilla and chocolate + one or maybe two featured flavors each day. Vanilla + malt or peanut butter topping blended into it are personal favorites. Just don't try going on a Sunday cause they're all gay for Jesus or something.
Here is Custard Pie, Led Zeppelin's monster opener from arguably their finest moment, 1975s double album Physical Graffiti. An ode to pussy, it's aptly named.
Previously in BYT Fav Song of the Day:
- 5/18: BYT Favorite Song of the Day: Donna Summer
- 4/24: BYT Fav Bingo Song of the Day: Basement Jaxx
- 3/30: Song Of The Day: The Funk Ark
- 3/19: BYT Fav Song of the Day: Doldrums
- 3/12: BYT Fav Song of the Day: The Byrds
- 3/6: BYT Fav Song of the Day: John Zorn
- 3/5: BYT Fav Song of the Day: Quincy Jones
- 3/1: BYT Fav Song of the Day: They Might Be Giants
- 2/27: BYT Fav Song of the Day: Trey Anastasio
- 2/13: BYT Fav Song of the Day: The Hood Internet
God loves a cheerful giver.
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