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Brightest Young Things


So you might have heard that BYT is launching a complete and comprehensive lifestyle calendar which should cover all your bases- musical, sexual, and nutritional. To celebrate this great paradigm shift we're throwing BYT All City events all around town and giving away all this free shit all the time.

Up first: We have 5 pair of tickets to see sludge metal gods ISIS and The Melvins on June 16th at 930 club.

To win: tell us your dream metal band name.

Previously in Giveaway:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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2 years ago Nate 1 said

Compound Fracture


... apparently there is a band with this name, but they don't have any songs up on Myspace, so they don't count, IMO.

2 years ago Logan K. Young said

The Trickle Down Syndrome!

2 years ago Taa said

"One Mistress! No Master!"

I think it would be really fun to scream out into a crowd... and isn't that the point?

2 years ago giselle said

Rancid Cannibal Slayer's

2 years ago sanbasl said

Post Nasal Drip.

Or a punk/metal band Guns + Butter.

2 years ago get gnarly said

Anal Justice

2 years ago sherwood said

Severe Tire Damage.
first album: Do Not Back Up

2 years ago john b said

The Crystal Methodists

2 years ago Michael said

Fist Fucking for Jesus

2 years ago Jeremy said

MEATAL

2 years ago Navid said

Cuddle Slut

2 years ago M said

Sex Sex Sex Destroy Sex

2 years ago xelizabethcorex said

BeerFart!

2 years ago xenos said

Dogslobber

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