After a tumultuous courtship that captivated the American public, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have announced that they are engaged. The teenage mother abstinence advocate and Playgirl cover boy reconciled three months ago during custody discussions about their 18- month-old son, Tripp. It all started with a romantic text message from Levi, "I miss u. I luv u. I want 2 b with u again :)"
As luck would have it I was able to uncover America's White Trash Romeo & Juliet's wedding registry. Let's have a look see...
A King Size Camouflage Bedding Set
"Infants' Seclusion 3D® Camo Clothing" for Tripp
A Complete Set of Wolf Beer Mugs
Some Great Pieces from Thomas Kinkade
The Rock Collection on Blu Ray
A Set-Back Gun Rack
A 2-year Membership to Jerky of The Month Club
A Leather Lay-Z Boy
His and Hers Zubaz
Multiple-point buck and doe wedding cake toppers
A Subscription to People Magazine
God loves a cheerful giver.
I want everything but the Zubas and the People Magazine, oh, and the Rock Collection.
Couple of things: the reindeer cake toppers look amazing and I've always found The Rock to be oddly attractive. Over and out.
"I've always found The Rock to be oddly attractive."
I know. But, in my (objective) defense- He seems to have very nice skin and I've always been a fan of good eyebrow to cheekbone ratio.
Ryma's always found me to be oddly attractive, I hear.
looks like they have a great chance of getting every thing on the list