As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
Crips Say The Darndest Things
Johnny Knoxville Was My Wingman
How Not To Pick Up The Beautiful Babies
I Did Not Order This With My Happy Meal
The Escalator Bet
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That's Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
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