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Tales From The District: Johnny Knoxville Was My Wingman

Tales From The District: Johnny Knoxville Was My Wingman

March 14, 2008 by Lord Jason Send to a Friend Send to a Friend

As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

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Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
How Not To Pick Up The Beautiful Babies
I Did Not Order This With My Happy Meal
The Escalator Bet
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That’s Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants ProposalMore from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com

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Cale Says:

Jason, your comic book date is smokin’

Are you sure that wasn’t just Ian?

March 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Svetlana Says:

I WAS GOING TO MAKE THE IAN COMMENT!
foiled again.

March 14, 2008 at 1:10 pm
risquetrixe Says:

me too!

i guess none of us were as original as we thought…

March 14, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Lord Jason Says:

definitely not Ian.

I only go out with the hottest comic book girls.

March 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm
jc Says:

I like that it’s definitely Al bartending in the background.

March 14, 2008 at 2:23 pm
gwenus Says:

the shaking and twitching effect makes it especially accurate

March 14, 2008 at 2:26 pm
pedro Says:

That’s clearly Johnny’s older brother PJ, duh. You can tell by the length of his nose. FAKE.

March 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Lily Says:

going on record to admit i love the crazy handsome looks that Knoxville and Timothy Olyphant (Girl Next Door, Hitman) rock

March 15, 2008 at 11:04 am