Tales From The District: Johnny Knoxville Was My Wingman
March 14, 2008 by Lord Jason 
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As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.
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The Escalator Bet
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That’s Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants ProposalMore from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
I WAS GOING TO MAKE THE IAN COMMENT!
foiled again.
me too!
i guess none of us were as original as we thought…
March 14, 2008 at 1:18 pmdefinitely not Ian.
I only go out with the hottest comic book girls.
March 14, 2008 at 1:34 pmI like that it’s definitely Al bartending in the background.
March 14, 2008 at 2:23 pmthe shaking and twitching effect makes it especially accurate
March 14, 2008 at 2:26 pmThat’s clearly Johnny’s older brother PJ, duh. You can tell by the length of his nose. FAKE.
March 14, 2008 at 3:17 pmgoing on record to admit i love the crazy handsome looks that Knoxville and Timothy Olyphant (Girl Next Door, Hitman) rock
March 15, 2008 at 11:04 am
Jason, your comic book date is smokin’
Are you sure that wasn’t just Ian?
March 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm