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Brightest Young Things


As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

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Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
How Not To Pick Up The Beautiful Babies
I Did Not Order This With My Happy Meal
The Escalator Bet
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That's Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants ProposalMore from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com

Previously in I Heart DC:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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4 years ago Cale said

Jason, your comic book date is smokin'

Are you sure that wasn't just Ian?

4 years ago Svetlana said

I WAS GOING TO MAKE THE IAN COMMENT!
foiled again.

4 years ago risquetrixe said

me too!

i guess none of us were as original as we thought...

4 years ago Lord Jason said

definitely not Ian.

I only go out with the hottest comic book girls.

4 years ago jc said

I like that it's definitely Al bartending in the background.

4 years ago gwenus said

the shaking and twitching effect makes it especially accurate

4 years ago pedro said

That's clearly Johnny's older brother PJ, duh. You can tell by the length of his nose. FAKE.

4 years ago Lily said

going on record to admit i love the crazy handsome looks that Knoxville and Timothy Olyphant (Girl Next Door, Hitman) rock

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