As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
How Not To Pick Up The Beautiful Babies
I Did Not Order This With My Happy Meal
The Escalator Bet
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That's Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants ProposalMore from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
Previously in I Heart DC:
- 2/14: 101 Reasons To Love DC-Part 2
- 2/13: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
- 2/13: 101 Reasons To Love DC-Part 1
- 2/10: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/9: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: Perfect Date Outfits + Outings
- 2/7: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/6: DC News You Can Maybe Use:
- 2/2: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
God loves a cheerful giver.
Jason, your comic book date is smokin'
Are you sure that wasn't just Ian?
I WAS GOING TO MAKE THE IAN COMMENT!
foiled again.
me too!
i guess none of us were as original as we thought...
definitely not Ian.
I only go out with the hottest comic book girls.
I like that it's definitely Al bartending in the background.
the shaking and twitching effect makes it especially accurate
That's clearly Johnny's older brother PJ, duh. You can tell by the length of his nose. FAKE.
going on record to admit i love the crazy handsome looks that Knoxville and Timothy Olyphant (Girl Next Door, Hitman) rock