As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.
Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
The Crappiest Baptism
That’s Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
and the he went to 7-11, ran into william and went to an afterparty.
February 8, 2008 at 12:23 pmYou should have traded the $20, wallet, watch and cell phone for the gun, then taken the gun and shot them in their baby dicks, then taken your stuff back.
Then you would have your stuff, and a gun, and you could go rob other people for more stuff.
February 8, 2008 at 12:24 pmthe more i hear the term “baby dicks” used on this site the more i think the FBI is going to be monitoring it.
February 8, 2008 at 12:32 pmThat $20 was for my HOT DOG…
i was forced to charge it…
so i got 2 and filled one with button cheese and one with button chili…
and a diet coke.
In all fairness, when we say “baby dicks” at BYT, we don’t mean baby pynis, we mean Babies that are assholes.
February 8, 2008 at 2:18 pmAll babies are assholes.
February 8, 2008 at 2:36 pmhow come you haven’t wound up on that site yet? Or for that matter, how come I haven’t wound up on that site yet?
February 8, 2008 at 3:09 pmMy company just paid me to spend an hour looking at that site.
February 8, 2008 at 3:38 pmJason - neither of us is Orange, and neither of us hang out with hot chicks.
February 8, 2008 at 4:10 pmi just looked at that site. the chicks are as douchey as the guys. they all look stoopid. the guy who started that site is a douche bag.
February 9, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Best one yet! I remember hearing this first hand. What a town.
February 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm