Tales From The District: How Not To Pick Up The Beautiful Babies
February 29, 2008 by Lord Jason 
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The Crappiest Baptism
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The Christmas Pants ProposalMore from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
Why the Vince Vaughan hate Chantal? He can invade my personal space anytime he wants.
February 29, 2008 at 3:43 pmI don’t get why you were a complete dick to the guy.
February 29, 2008 at 4:36 pmI dunno why either. I actually kinda like Vince Vaughn sometimes. Blame it on the tequila, I guess.
February 29, 2008 at 5:09 pmThat doesn’t even look like Vince Vaughan. Come on guys, only the first picture of him really captures the double chin chubby face look…and red hair? Even for a comic strip that doesn’t make sense. What gives?
March 1, 2008 at 6:02 pmHe is not supposed to have red hair that is part of the color scheme that has be used in all the strips, it is a stand in for brown.
I’m sorry the rendering is not to your liking.
I love the “DISS” motion. Kudos E.
March 3, 2008 at 1:24 pm*yawn* “Alas,” even for the hopelessly self-absorbed triteness that is so-called “Brightest Young Things,” this is pretty lame.
March 10, 2008 at 5:34 pm
The loveboat strikes again?
February 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm