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Hey kids, we know you are all transplants from other places. That DC Stars and Bars tattoo washes off with soap and water. Hell, you probably came from Yucaipa or Riverside or some other podunk town in California. Or you've got a cousin in Los Feliz. Either way, we want your help. Our favorite street-art wunderkind from DC, Kelly Towles, is having a big, kick-ass art opening in LA and we need folks out to represent. It's presented by BYT and Pool Tradeshow. And they're gonna have free Colt 45 all night. That's right. Free. Malt. Liquor.

Here're all the details, so pretty please with sugar on top: forward this page to your friends, acquaintances, internet crushes, basically anyone you know, knew, or wish you knew in L.A. (TIP: use the ShareThis/Send to a Friend thingies at the top of this page)

CROOSH DEETS:

THIS Saturday, April 4, 7-11pm
Pool Warehouse
2900 Rowena Ave
Los Angeles

Free Colt 45 while supplies last

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Previously in Tangents:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago Dear Jeff... said

Did you actually use "pretty please with sugar on top" "kick-ass" "croosh deets" and "Facebookin’" all in the same article?


DEAD.

(kelly towles is amazing though)

3 years ago Patrick said

I passed this on to some crews in LA ... looks tight.

3 years ago Jeff said

Actually, no, I didn't. I did use kick-ass, but the rest was edited along the process into what I originally wrote.

In fact, I don't even know what croosh deets is. But thanks for hating:)

3 years ago Jason Bond said

I added those. Sorry, I'll tone it down next time.

3 years ago Cale said

Are we sure Patrick didn't write this?

3 years ago Dear Jeff... said

No hateration, just kinda hilarious. (insert emoticon smiley face here)

3 years ago Jason Bond said

I still don't understand how we're giving "wunderkind" a pass here

3 years ago Dear Jeff... said

"I did use kick-ass, but the rest was edited along the process into what I originally wrote."

Wut? It was edited *into* what you originally wrote?

Also, wunderkind gets no pass. I was going to mention that, but thought it'd cross the line into "hating". Thanks for bringing it up Jason.

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